J. This goes nowhere, because it's just one little white lie, perfectly acceptable in the struggle to remove the EvilBusHitlerCorp from the office he stole from the saintly Al Gore, who, as every right thinking person knows, won the 2000 election.
I like "G", but I also have a "J" (or would it be "K" now?):
Dapper Dan will resign from CBS and accept the ambassador assignment for Afghanistan. He has been working for Bush all this time as a secret operative, part of the Texas Posse, and deliberately passed along forgeries to continue the downward spiral of John Failure Kerry.
Since I'm an O'Reilly fan, I vote for "G" - lets put him in a chair in the corner (facing the corner) and point at him and laugh from time to time.