Comments: Oscars

Actually, has Diane Keaton ever put that away?

Posted by: Rodya at February 29, 2004 at 09:17 PM

We went down a "rabbit hole"? And "millions died"? WTF? Millions died in communist countries at the hands of their own leaders, that much is true. But of course, that was all Amerikkka's fault.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at February 29, 2004 at 10:50 PM

Did John Kerry have anything to do with it?

Posted by: charles austin at February 29, 2004 at 11:11 PM

"...isn't it weird that LOTR is winning everything this year after not winning a whole lot the last couple of years..."

Yes. But that's the Oscars! Weird, wacky, and unpredictable and stuff!

Posted by: Andrea Harris at February 29, 2004 at 11:23 PM

No "Best Actor" nominees out of the movie though. That's how they get their revenge -- "You might have made a top-grossing fantasy film not like the usual things we like to reward, but we're going to pretend there were no actual live humans in it!"

Posted by: Andrea Harris at February 29, 2004 at 11:25 PM

I fled to the other room to avoid the Penn speech.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at March 1, 2004 at 12:04 AM

Julia Roberts is NOT attractive...but for some reason, you and I are the minority view.

Posted by: david at March 1, 2004 at 02:18 AM

Dude! That's Tiger Woods in that Caddyshack commercial!

Isn't it?

Posted by: Scott Chaffin at March 1, 2004 at 09:18 AM

Jim Carrey is bald because he's playing Count Olaf. (!) (!!!)

Posted by: Tanya at March 1, 2004 at 09:11 PM