Actually, has Diane Keaton ever put that away?
We went down a "rabbit hole"? And "millions died"? WTF? Millions died in communist countries at the hands of their own leaders, that much is true. But of course, that was all Amerikkka's fault.
Did John Kerry have anything to do with it?
"...isn't it weird that LOTR is winning everything this year after not winning a whole lot the last couple of years..."
Yes. But that's the Oscars! Weird, wacky, and unpredictable and stuff!
No "Best Actor" nominees out of the movie though. That's how they get their revenge -- "You might have made a top-grossing fantasy film not like the usual things we like to reward, but we're going to pretend there were no actual live humans in it!"
I fled to the other room to avoid the Penn speech.
Julia Roberts is NOT attractive...but for some reason, you and I are the minority view.
Dude! That's Tiger Woods in that Caddyshack commercial!
Jim Carrey is bald because he's playing Count Olaf. (!) (!!!)