ok, ok. i'll say it.
"gee, charles, what's a dickfor?"
I guess it's just a sort of hangover from Bourbon Street.
"No, sorry. Miter saw - miter saw is what we were looking for."
I've thought of a number of responses, but all of them will only get me deeper into trouble.
Hmm... Well, at least you seem to be feeling better. I know we're all glad for that.