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I mean spam, of course — but not the barely digestible meat by-product, but the email phenomenon that apparently is somewhat similar to the pork derivative. I just got this in my email, and I defy anyone to decipher just what, if anything, this misbegotten spawn of the intertubes is trying to sell:
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I share this “WTF?” moment with you all as an early Christmas gift. Have a Merry comprehensible Christmas. Now if you will excuse me, I must go and remove the sodden, soppy “Iraq War awful of sadness sob sob sob” stupidity from my stereo. The female announcer of “All Things Considered” just wished a Muslim from Iraq a “Merry Christmas.” But we rightwing rethuglicans are the uncultured haters. Feh. My cats poop on NPR!
“My cats poop on NPR!”
Oh man, my sides are starting to hurt!
Comment by Ken Summers - December 24, 2006 5:58 pm
Well, let’s deconstruct the message…
hmmm… “boobs”
Okay, got it, thanks.
Comment by Skubie - December 24, 2006 7:12 pm
But there wasn’t any link. Usually these bizarre things have a url (usually from the “.tk” domain) that they want you to go to. This one was linkless. You would almost think the “writer” wanted a reply. Maybe spambots get lonely too.
Comment by andrea - December 24, 2006 7:44 pm